THE PSYCHIATRIST AND THE PROCTOLOGIST

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put
up a sign reading:
"Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, "Hysterias and Posteriors."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the
doctors changed it to read, "Schizoids and
Hemorrhoids. "
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to
satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Catatonics
and High Colonics."
No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal
Retentives."
Thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds."
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt
Holes."
Unacceptable again.
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts."
No way.
"Nuts and Butts?"
No way.
"Freaks and Cheeks?"
Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?"
Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came
up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it !!!!!!!!!!!! !!